This song is only for moms who use the bathroom. Lyrics:
They used to stick their fingers underneath the door.
I'd pray to have some peace for just a few minutes more
to have time to myself behind doors that didn't lock,
but I was living with tiny humans who didn't knock.
Why, oh why, do you gotta ask me questions when I'm in the loo?
Why couldn't you just ask your dad who was sitting right next to you?
Why right now? What can't wait? No. I know nothing about Watergate.
Why can't you just wait until I'm through?
"Enjoy this time!" "It goes so fast!" "You'll miss this time," they say.
And, sure, I get that people mean well, but leave me alone, okay?
My dream is to be able to use the bathroom in peace someday.
That's not to say that I wish these years away.
I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't.
Why, oh why, do you gotta ask me questions when I'm in the loo?
Why couldn't you just ask your dad who was sitting right next to you?
Why right now? What can't wait? No. I know nothing about Watergate.
Why can't you just wait until I'm through?
Why, oh why, do you gotta ask me questions when I'm usin' the loo?
Why couldn't you just ask your dad who was sitting right next to you?
Why right now? What can't wait? No. I know nothing about Watergate.
Why can't you just wait until I'm through?
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